Today In Happily Eva After Cinderella becomes the Prince and destroys the Taliban.

Obama became the Prince and Happily Eva After.

And Cinderella started off by scrubbing the floors but later became the Prince and destroyed the evil terrorist step sisters and ruled all the land with her magical fairy god-mother… and Cinderella is Barack Hussein Obama whom the evil step sisters, the Taliban and al Qaeda, think does not deserve the name Hussein and are not happy that she became the Prince but he brought his puppy, the fairy god-mother, into the White House and ruled all the land. Happily Eva After.

In an exclusive written interview with Taliban senior member, Muslim Khan, CNN reported that if Obama acts like a “real Hussein” then he is their brother, otherwise he’s just Obama. In his inaugural speech Obama declared that he would defeat the Taliban and al Qaeda. So he’s just Obama.

He also said he would be bringing his puppy into the White House for all of America.