Tomb Raider Underworld in November
Date 474: They're so cute together!
Pest Girl is jealous. She kicks Curse Boy in the pants because he spends more time with Lara Croft than her, and understandably so. Tomb Raider Underworld is to be released in November and ever since the trailer, which is “A for awesome” says Curse Boy, has been unleashed yesterday he can’t stop watching her.
The new game sees Lara travel to the underworld in search of the Norse God Thor’s legendary Hammer. With this she can ‘pummel mountains into valleys (which is useful by anyone’s standards) and level a few civilizations’.
The improved graphics on the new engine are infinitely superior to anything what previously called itself by the abbreviation TR and the new stunts are likewise “A for awesome”. We can’t wait for the new game and self-inflict aneurisms with excitement. We will sit right next to Curse Boy and watch the new trailer until we get our hands on preview copy.
Crystal Dynamics, we love you!
