About Jason Esch
Profile: I'm a writer. Hire me.
Website: http://thereslittletorelate.blogspot.com/
Latest posts by Jason Esch:
French bulls are meaner than other bulls… and Ferraris
July 10, 2009 Filed under: Grammar, News, Opinion, media | Tags: Bulls are mean mutha's, French is sometimes better than English, I should, I should be working, We should get paid for this |
Dinosaurs can’t sing country
July 6, 2009 Filed under: Entertainment, Life, News, Opinion | Tags: Firestarter, Miley Cyrus, Miley Cyrus may not be the missing link, missing link, new dinosaur, Prodigy, T-Rex is now a bird, We should get paid to write this |
Michael Jackson is like Freedom of Speech… and the Sun
July 1, 2009 Filed under: Entertainment, Life, Uncategorized | Tags: Freedom of speech is da BOMB, I should get paid to be this creative, IMterview, Michael Jackson wake, We like the Sun |
I’d totally be a Hybrid Transformer and accidentally kill all my friends. Sorry.
June 26, 2009 Filed under: Cars, Entertainment | Tags: being Ironhide might suck, duh., I don't want to kill all my friends, I filed this under cars also, Ironhide, Transformers 2 |
Hlubi Mboya’s Our Friend
June 23, 2009 Filed under: Entertainment, media |
My house is haunted by diabetes and I’m going to become the cara-man.
June 19, 2009 Filed under: Bunny, Opinion, Stuff I should get paid to write | Tags: Bunnies!, I should get paid to be this creative, Undead cane-rats |
I found an Urban-lingo Dictionary Online
June 17, 2009 Filed under: News, Opinion | Tags: Cowboys and Indians, Jo'burg actually does rock, Pepper poos a lot, the Village People were in our neighbourhood |
Life is a series of comic strips… even the Watergate Scandal.
June 15, 2009 Filed under: Entertainment, News, Opinion, Politics | Tags: Heman, Scandal, Watergate, Watergate Scandal is totally easy to understand |
The Rubbish Bin with Daisies on It Was a Trap from Undead Zombie Kids
April 30, 2009 Filed under: Uncategorized |
Some people don’t think I’m real… but I totally am.
April 20, 2009 Filed under: Life, Opinion | Tags: ad, Gmail, I am, porno site |
I want to be a drunk Irishman
April 17, 2009 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: career, doom, freelance, Work, writing |
Why did no one tell me about Arvo Pärt?
March 10, 2009 Filed under: Entertainment, Opinion | Tags: Arvo Part, Estonians are cul, minimalist, music |
Zebras and Giraffes are now my favourite animals… but only when they’re together
January 29, 2009 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Arm Yourself, Greg Carlin, music, Zebra & Giraffe |
Hyena’s are Photogenic
January 19, 2009 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: art, Opinion, photography |
Underbelly: We’re all Ninjas really
December 15, 2008 Filed under: Entertainment, Opinion | Tags: alternative, Curse Boy, gonzo, metal |
Today In Happily Eva After Cinderella becomes the Prince and destroys the Taliban.
November 14, 2008 Filed under: News, Opinion | Tags: al Qaeda, Cinderella, Obama, Taliban, Today in Happily Eva After |
JIMS @ Nasrec
November 10, 2008 Filed under: Opinion, Work | Tags: Cars, JIMS 2008, Johannesburg International Motor Show, old advertising |
Michael passes after a State of Fear
November 6, 2008 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: cancer, Jurrasic Park, Michael Crichton |
Zuma Rhymes with Obama?
November 5, 2008 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Obama, South Africa celebrates Obama, Zuma |
Gold Fish @ Emmarentia
November 4, 2008 Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Emmarentia, Gold Fish, Kirstenbosch, Old Mutual Summer Sunset Concerts, SA Music, Zebra & Giraffe |
